Rob Ford = Chris Farley's last wish.

I know, right? Comments should only be the domain of the humorless and utterly original. And how is sucking dick gay? This guy just needs bus fare back to Queens.

I suck more dick than the Jets. How much dick is that? A lot...

And McNabb's mom always had Chunky soup...

Not after taxes, unfortunately.

This is so awful it made me smile; I wish I could say the same about the Mets when they play.

The Cowboys love celebrating in November. Where was all this bravado when the Saints were handing them a severe beat down the other week? You will never go poor betting against Tony Romo and the Cowboys in the long run.

Everyone's a critic.

I'll try not to tear anything in my knees walking up to the podium.

Whole lotta sister kissing in Green Bay this afternoon.

We got screamy face, fist pumpy face and loving embrace face. That's three by my count; I may have missed one.

Four to six months? So that's like a year in Derrick Rose months, right?

But how does Tebow factor into the JFK assassination? Could he have hit him with all three shots? I would like to hear Skip Bayless' opinions about this.

It's sarcasm. It's this new fangled comedy style...all the kids are using it now. See what happened was he was medically cleared to play in the playoffs but chose not to because he was afraid to get hurt. But then he got hurt anyway later on. Some older people also call this irony. I am not sure if you can look up…

Thank god he sat out the playoffs last year so he wouldn't get hurt again, right?

Best for cleaning off all those boycum stains.

Pro tip: do not order the special sauce.

You know, he's like the marathon bomber.

Did you just indirectly say Fielder was clogging the bases? Seriously....

Did you just indirectly say Fielder was clogging the bases? Seriously....