Still the best crack PSA ever. EVAR!!!

Just because he's right doesn't make him any less of an asshole.

Didn't Bonds have an earring? Is that the most self-loathing thing ever?

The sentence played, sort of amazingly, by Philip Seymour Hoffman is pretty much how you can describe him in every role.

Yeah Jeets! (too soon?)

Wait, you mean a meatheaded bully acting like a meatheaded bully isn't an isolated incident?

You mean, someone may have lied about the reasons for and about a new stadium?

Watching this play and seeing the explanation for the call makes me believe that every DC in the league should now coach his safeties to grab the receiver in a loving embrace and let the cornerback intercept the ball. We'll call this play the Gonk.

He was receiving a loving embrace from another man, sounds like a fiesta to me.

If only he could shoot some guns in the air, he would be the embodiment of everything America is and loves. In Canada.

So instead of AD we should call him Chocolate Bear?

Careful lady, or their mayor will eat you - one way or the other...

Strong taek.

The last thing his husband said to him was "no foot longs..."

I will gladly subsidize and help the video screen operator find another job if he plays the Deadspin version at the next Bills home game.

Her big ass would look much better if the nimrod filming this was holding his phone the right way to take videos.

Did you?

Where is Mike Curtis when you need him?

Couldn't he have talked you into holding your fucking phone the right way to shoot a video?!?!?

Doesn't work that way, dumbass.