If you can get Cowboys fans who don't live in Texas on to that list, I will endorse it for president in 2016.

He's obviously being rookie-mentored by Derrick Rose...

"Pipe down, Mets fans."

Wait, are you saying the best fans in baseball would gouge an out of town fan? For shame...

I figured this was a diagram of whatever molecule causes the Orangemen to choke in the tournament every year.

Anyone who imagines baseball as a "gentleman's game" knows nothing about the history of baseball or how is has been played and should be ignored and pitied.

So you call Chicago deep dish "pizza" but besmirch actual Pizza? You obviously have no palate, no taste, and no soul. I wish you luck in culinary hell where they will serve you nothing but Skyline chili and bud light for all eternity.

In his defense, he was from the south side of Chicago, man.

Thank your lucky stars, you are a better person for it.

This is a bad thing how?

How does this explain Terry Bradshaw, who obviously had these similar defects from birth?

One syllable. Less than a second.

I am certain she wrote this column directly from the fainting couch.

Are these the mothers or the escorts he used to take on two at a time? I am very confused by this protest.

Sadly, this is the most human and endearing thing I have read about him in years.

+1 turn it on and try 'em.

why couldn't the friend of the girl in white have done the same trick?

But she has a good streak going now. You can't move her, it would affect the streak.

Yes, because beating a 2 year old to death is exactly the same as shooting an adult.

David Carrender is thought to have been drinking.