Each one of these asshole grown ups was once an asshole child that didn't deserve a foul ball either. That's the circle of life.

relevant:

I hope the arbitrator finds some loophole and decides that A-Rod shouldn't be suspended at all. I want the Yankees to be stuck with his broken down body and have to pay every single penny of that ridiculous contract.

With an uplifting story like that, it is no wonder they go so far out of their way to protect the honor of their commendable racial history. The picture also goes a long way in that realm.

Short answer: good.

What I don't get is the Giants have won a couple of world series recently? Why are they're fans so mad? I mean, shouldn't Cleveland fans be stabbing people willy-nilly?

I am gonna go out on a limb here and guess they played a football game there recently...

I was in New Orleans for his first start and saw two Niners fans with Kaepernick jerseys already. I told them those will look great hanging next to their Druckenmiller jerseys.

18,000*

No pizza has ever gotten away from Vince, I can yell you that.

Mickey Mantle destroyed his knee early in his career and, of course, no one has ever heard of Mickey Mantle.

"Is Justin Maxwell gonna have to smack a pitch?"

Relevant:

Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit.

This. This. A thousand times, this.

Actually, the Eagles have four years on you in terms of championshiplessness - 1960 vs. 1964 - your stabbing would be completely unjustified.

+1 Maya

tl;dr money.

That is a great SI cover, too bad that is the wrong cover. The cover of SI on 10/7/96 looked like this: