Sky coffin? I believe the industry term is Aluminum Death Tube.

Boing!!!!

Officer, please plant a second taser shot into the fool who doesn't know how to hold his camera phone to take video.
/rage against vertical videos

The Yankees, as usual, lead the league in butthurt. "all our players are hurt!" "we have to cut our payroll to not pay the luxury tax!" "you didn't kiss our retiring player's ass enough!"

Christ.

Just wait until you are old enough to be their father...

One is America's Penis the other is America's Hat. Your call.

See Ryan, Nolan circa 1987. His numbers are overwhelming - except his record was 8-16.

Congratulate us, we're engaged!

Except Borges is 100% serious.

In his defense, he dated Tara Reid when she was worth dating...

So Canada and Springfield are in Boston now?

And he no doubt cribbed it for his column that week.

Are you saying New Jersey is worse than Buffalo, because I have been to both and man, that is a hard call to make.

Except for all that time the Giants and Jets played in New York, yes.

Most of the emails on these WYTS articles make me laugh; this one, however, made me uncontrollably sad.

+XXXXXL

G&L is written over the pub sign in the background.

I've said it before and I will say it again. Don't hate A-Rod (or Clemens or Bonds) because he did PEDs, hate them because they are douchebags.

And what have they done since they hit rock bottom? Started digging.

DOOOOOOON'T CAAAAAAAARRRRRE!!!!