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Years ago, my mother went to a meet-and-greet with the Saints in a restaurant in New Orleans. Afterward, she said over and over "they were all so nice..." to which I replied, "they don't send the assholes to those things." Needless to say, I bet James Harrison never goes to those things.

I am east coast through and through. Tube socks at the beach here would get you mocked, ostracized, or worse. You certainly wouldn't get a photo op with a disgraced major leaguer. Wait, maybe A-Rod.

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Tube socks at the beach? WTF dude?

How does this happen at third base? The coach should be telling him "dude, he has the ball..." Why the fuck are they paying him again?

Does the shop accept returns on the Reggie Bush item?

In his defense, Riley Cooper did say he'd watch what he'd say from now on...didn't mention his arts and crafts projects.

So wait, can I watch football on my phone or not? The video is very unclear about this.

+1 vocab test.

We call that the dangers of hitting on 15 - a rough 25.

No, I just wish him more dedicated fans. Plus, his family will be will taken care of.

Ugh, there is no one to root for in this whole mess. Why can't A-Rod have dedicated fans like John Lennon and Rebecca Schaeffer did (or even just Eddie Waitkus)?

Keith Hernandez, in his own cuddly misogynistic way, gave the perfect topper to this fool. It would have been great to see that girl snatch the bottle and open it for him.

He can't be lying, he gave the Food Lion a shout out.

Too bad that kid won't live long enough to see the eradication of vertical videos. I would gladly give the life of the doofus who filmed this for that little boy.

Two thirds and a fourth.

We can all dream...

Considering J-E-T-S is the longest word most Jets fans can spell, this is actually easier all around for them.

Racism and vertical videos: the two things tearing America apart. Oh, and I'm pretty certain Kenny Chesney is #3.