I love when someone whips out freedom of speech and the first amendment in matters that don't remotely apply. MLS isn't' pushing a law through congress, dipshit.

This time, it counts!

He likes to have sex with boy cows?

There is nothing more American than telling people what they can and cannot say.

Fuckity fuck fuck, fuckity fuck fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

First time your cap lock style has ever been warranted.

Coors is better than Yuengling? This is some kind of performance art prank, right? Like the WBC or congress...

It's as though wearing blue and orange in New York saps any financial acumen from your brain.

Fred Toney and Hippo Vaughn want you and your headline to go fuck yourself.

More importantly, what TV show will he compare Hernandez to? My guess: My Two Dads.

Not to mention why on earth did the Panthers ever think to draft Rae Carruth? I mean, 26 teams obviously saw something.

They used it on Chauncey Billups ages ago.

Ooooo...the call them out guy. You must lead such a charmed life.

A Yankees fan accused someone else of steroid use? Wow, talk about a total lack of self-awareness.

Which means he will sign with the Bengals or Raiders if he is found not guilty.

Try explaining that to a 77 year old fool who still wants to smoke in a hospital...

He just Steve Irwin'd that ball!!!

That's statistically true, but as someone who drives up and down the eastern seaboard on a regular basis, 90% of people I see pulled over on major highways seem to be either black or Latino. Are the only people speeding "minorities"?

"It's unknown what prompted cops to pull the vehicle over..."

You're new here, aren't you?