Silent but deadly.

White Shirts > Pink Hats.

After all, the first three letters of book are BOO!

Brockton. Lawrence. Lowell.

I know Adam Jones is a grade A douchebag, but really, the thing I hate him for most is ruining such an awesome nickname as Pac-Man. Someone who isn't a gang-banging bitch-slapping neanderthal needs to co-opt that moniker for the good of all.

Her publicist seems very very sorry.

So the basketball equivalent of Pink Hats is White Shirts?

You always go BBGG and you switch up the couple in the middle a few times during the game. That way everyone is together and separated but never are the sexes mixed. Couples that have to be together every second of every day are just the worst.

I'm sure they Blackhawks are losing money. But the parking, vending, and licensing rights are making a mint.

Better second part of the plan: Contract the Mets and move the A's to Flushing.

2/10 - would not bang.

He'd be like 7 or 8 time champion then.

Your kids speak in all caps? SHOCKER!

Really, there is comedy to be culled from any situation, but these "wacky" morning DJs it would seem, wouldn't know something funny if it came up, bit them, and gave them a horrible degenerative nerve disease.

Rickey prefers it when you spell Rickey's name correctly.

Tripllle Elllimination, you mean.

His knee feels good, but what about the sand in his vagina? Did they get that out?

Brits > women

Good: Perfect derp face on Mornhinweg. Sums up everything about the man and his reign of terror.

Would not bing.