My own particular loophole is that I like to do whatever I want and don't give a rat's ass what other people think about it.

There are adorable cats pouring out White Russians at Taylor Swift's Penthouse.

Your head will also explode when you realize that the youngest woman ever elected to Congress, Elise Stefanik in New York's 21st Congressional District, is also a Republican.

I am delighted with the results of this historic election. Ruth Bader Ginsburg may now retire at any time.

The workshop's top lecturer is Elle Woods.

Well, no matter what else you call her, you will be 100% accurate when you call her a loser.

I don't care if you're dead and neither does the Democratic party in Chicago.

McRibs are made from pigs taken from the captured farms of Taylor Swift's destroyed enemies.

I vote for less makeup on 13 year old girls, lower taxes, and cuts in spending.

Mpregs are something you download from Napster.

One of the least understood side effects of Swiftamine is how it turns you into a Republican.

We own everything and control your job. No war necessary.

That spooky girl in the doorway is Aubrey Plaza, isn't it?

You'll be able to find Martha Coakley there after next Tuesday.

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Nobody is trying to stop you from exercising your precious little vote. Now be a dear and bring me another sandwich. The game is on.

The Aubrey Plaza masturbation video was better.

He can have it.

I thought she was in Hollywood hanging out with Bojack Horseman.

Piers Morgan is an ignorant slut.