Cool. Now can we put her back on Weekend Update in place of Colin Jost?

I am sick and tired of being paid so much less than Hillary Swank.

periods attract bears.

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

Men in the kitchen? Why, what fish-out-of-water hilarity that will inspire at your next cocktail party when the women are banished from the brandy and cigar room.

We would make good friends. I can see it now.

for a very dumb reason gets two senators

I think mostly they're just fantasizing about watching the other one die.

You seem to drastically overestimate the power of the FCC.

The crushing responsibility is misandry!1