Cool. Now can we put her back on Weekend Update in place of Colin Jost?

I am sick and tired of being paid so much less than Hillary Swank.

Kudos to Maria Cantwell and disappointed to see Brett Guthrie from my state of KY on the list.

Thanks for doing all this work.

periods attract bears.

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

Men in the kitchen? Why, what fish-out-of-water hilarity that will inspire at your next cocktail party when the women are banished from the brandy and cigar room.

We would make good friends. I can see it now.

for a very dumb reason gets two senators

I think mostly they're just fantasizing about watching the other one die.

You seem to drastically overestimate the power of the FCC.

The crushing responsibility is misandry!1