#FIFY

First of all, this is awesome.

I didn't see it, does she dodge sniper fire?

Buffy the Incumbent Slayer

This is how we discovered the atom bomb.

Sponge cake is good at soaking up cream and Jennifer Lawrence is the thinking man's twinkie.

Hahaha, this looks like the election.

These kids will be fine. It's the ones who have pot smoke blown in their faces all day you have to worry about. And the Pop Rock meth kids. And the kids who listen to Taylor Swift.

Why do you even give a shit? If they want to have their little club, they should be allowed to do so without any interference from you.

Scott Walker is awesome! Thanks for writing this article.

In space, nobody can hear you rap.

If there is a Global Feminist Conspiracy, you aren't doing a very good job.

At my house, you get crab cakes, which start out as pre-made store-bought "crab" cakes thoroughly mixed in with lots of actual delicious lump blue crab meat and re-cooked, served with a delightful Pinot Grigio.

With awesome new talent like Catherine Steadman, most recently of Breathless, I'm sure the tales of the British aristocracy will entertain for years to come.

Mi Corazon Es Tuyo

This was a great piece. Thanks for sharing.

We own the company you work for, lay down the terms of the job you hold, and control the courts.

Which one of these girls is Tracy Flick, again?

I knew it was the donuts. All of them.

Actually, one of those choices doesn't really mean all that much to you. I leave it to you to decide which one that is.