My laptop comes with me wherever I go. And my laptop can run photoshop.

@Akio Morita: *Average. Having.

@Akio Morita: *Their.

I would like to know, what the majority of Giz readers are, Republican or Democrat, liberal or conservative, religious or non-religous, ect.

@steve.: ...What?

I only text one person, so when she goes to bed, I do too.

@chefgon: And the Internet.

@OCEntertainment: <3

@Sir Gibler: Where'd you apply?

@ninja_togo: They were bound for a Synagog.

Too bad the people who would use it never see the light of day.

@RenRen: It really depends on the telescope.

Until someone hits it with a hammer.

...Soup?

Scrolling through the comments:

@Hadaken: Give this man a star.

@PR-0927: What can you expect, it's Apple writing a program for their competitor. They could care less about it.

@Fossa: +1.

Duh, diamond is the strongest metal.

@flink: I do, but how do people know I'm not a teenager but a Product Development Manager at Snap-on in Ireland or in Marketing at TI in Dallas? Seriously. If you click on my Facebook profile you'll see that I live in Indianapolis and I have 867 likes.