It never fails to amaze me how many people will click a link they find distasteful just to leave a nasty comment.

This ain’t yer safe space, snowflake. Don’t like it? Don’t click.

Vitals is part of Lifehacker

It’s part of vitals - which is all healthcare . . .

Like I’m playing Fruit Ninja. My passport is as stiff as Donald Trump when Ivanka is in the room.

Nah I have both now.

Nah I have both now.

I am getting tired of people posting my password on the interwebs like this...

The only thing less entertaining than most April Fool’s pranks is the throng of people telling us that April Fool’s pranks aren’t funny.

But now I can’t secretly “Like” someone’s pain...

Tint blind? Oh, wait, let me get my notebook here — shit, yep, there it is “Lotus289: tint blind.” Dammit, I’m sorry. I should have checked this before I made the chart. I also see here you’re due for a dental appointment. I’m a little concerned about that 1st bicuspid. I don’t want to say ‘root canal’ just yet, but I…

Hi, I’m a brown dude from India.

While I understand your desire to get home quickly, its not fair for the airline to let you skip everyone in the standby line b/c of your “clout”. How do you know the rest of the stand by customers didn’t have an immediate need to get home as well?

I finally bit the bullet and bought a Paperwhite last week. One short and pleasant customer service chat with Amazon later, they readily refunded the $30 difference.

I finally bit the bullet and bought a Paperwhite last week. One short and pleasant customer service chat with Amazon…

Starbucks being more expensive than making your own is totally legit, but I have worked at three different locations in Louisiana and Indiana and served gun-carrying cops on a regular basis. And police officers in uniform were always given free coffee (except for the few regulars who refused to not pay for it).

Yep. Being a stereotype of anything is rarely a good thing.

If you never leave your house, it’s easy to see your entire world.

3. Smile a lot

4. Try not to be female if you are travelling: The world is a seriously fucked up place and there are still plenty of terrible places where women are not really treated like people. Alternatively, learn to kill three 130kg assailants with a handful of sand.

I didn’t even realize that ‘til now... for some reason I feel like “Geo Metro” is the name of that thing. Chevy Metro sounds wrong to me.

Are you absolutely SURE none of your employees are using these tricks, or similar ones, on you? :)