@John H. Meyer: We heard you the first time.

@JordanAT: I use one I made myself, it doesn't make it look too bad, but it is a geekish one. [cl.ly]

@demonheart1514: You never know when you'll need an axe.

It's been done: [www.iwork.com]

@Duffin: +1

@Squirrels: A douchebag who's more successful than you.

@Jack Musick: What realm?

@Mikestan: Dude, it's orange.

Poor Mark, Steve's a vegan.

@casperiv: Speaking of milk, we buy from Oberweis Dairy, and one day we got a bottle that was beginning to curdle, so we called the help line, and all the lady could say is that it's fine.

@cellyboy: People with ugly friends?

@benjjbht: It's called sarcasm.

@GameFarmer: I have.

@TheShinyHobbiest: Consider yourself lucky...

I would so buy one...if I lived in Chicago. If they do one for Indianapolis, I'd buy one.

My desk is my lap.

@KillerBee: <3

Someone should trademark "The Game"

@SigersonLTD: Disk Utility on the mac has about everything you would need.