Singapore - boring and expensive.

We don’t need a wall! We need a Reagan Freedom Dome.

Random slow-mo? I’m pretty sure they put it there, consciously and deliberately.

He must be the drug addict. He has drug addict hair.

I have a feeling he would have been wrong no matter what he said.

No. Don’t use the word “awesome.” Words that would actually work:

Awright, as someone who went through a legitimately torturous childhood, I say we stop saying remakes of cartoons and movies will ruin one. Can we just put that saying out to pasture?

Great tip

Nothing screams I’M AN AMERICAN like a big travel hat.

Oh, poor thing. How will she ever live on her trust fund and earnings from being pretty, thin, and from a rich family?

“Yippee!” said the Eastern European women held in sexual slavery in Dubai and Saudi Arabia. “Sounds about right!” say the Palestinians in the West Bank. “How true you are!” screamed the textile slaves in Bangladesh. “Never been more accurate!” say the citizens of the slums of Rio. “On the nose!” said every black kid…

I like CGI flicks - Pixar is (mostly) fun. But, Christ, I long for some good old cell animation.

The word “hack” is a lazy way of trying to make anything sound creative. Anything that deviates slightly from the package instructions in someway is not a hack. It’s simply a different way of doing something.

Cooking something that’s meant to be cooked is not a hack.

Excellent list. Solid list! Can’t comment on the girly stuff. But!

Apologies! I’ll come to your parade, though. Sorry your group has been so persecuted. Hopefully, your kind will all be able to marry someda— oh, that’s right...

The only thing that should be Pampered after giving birth is your new born’s bottom.

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