Please, reconsider your use of the word “random.” It does not mean the following:

I think that’s what they’re figuring out.

Is this how I explain the inflatable doll to my mom?

Weddings = the ultimate display of public masturbation

I’m sort of like a comic book character, now that I think about it. Every time I come back, I say a few sentences that end with “Pizzaro Harvey IS BACK!” Every time I put on something, I describe it, like: “It’s been a fortnight, but those fools do not realize that I am about to once again don... MY COLORFUL SOCKS!”

Jack McCarthy sounds like a condescending prick, to be honest. A visitor thought the lake was different colors? My god, she sounds like she makes moonshine in her outhouse!

They talk about Xenu so much that it probably autocorrected to that.

They’re not opening the box?

North Dakota and Minnesota are in Canada? Neat!

Nope. Kirk Alyn was before The Mole Men.

It’s a fucking joke about a blow job. Nothing to get irritated over. I know in this enlightened age, when sex is no longer sex, but something that has to be agreed upon by a committee of liberal over-seers. Once approved, then maybe nominally enjoyed, but only as one would enjoy a fine, GMO and pesticide free,…

Yeah, I suppose someone who is a “blow job connoisseur” wouldn’t pick up on subtleties.

sigh.

Casey, Casey, Casey. . . Those aren’t “random” foods. The word random does not mean odd or unusual or mismatched.

What’s poor DC to think! On the one hand, people complain that MoS was too realistic and gritty, but when the campier elements remain, people also demand a realistic explanation.

Step one: open mouth

Why does “saviour” always equal “Jesus?” For the majority of his history, Superman has been portrayed as a saviour, the very example of what humanity should be. How is this any different? How does a shot where we look up at a flying Superman instantly equal Jesus? Yes, they share the same archetype, but it’s not even…

Florida and the fly-over states hang their heads in mourning.