Are there still beauty salons that give Keith Urban haircuts in this zombie world?

One might say that Kirk had an advantage, being introduced on television, while the others were introduced in print—but then I’d point out Sherlock Holmes, Tarzan and Superman all started in print. There have been several attempts to bring Flash Gordon and Buck Rogers to the screen, but their staying power has always…

‘Opfuwy dewl get anavah crackin’ great bloke ta plah a cocknah li’ Deeck Vawn Dawk, guvnah!

Really? What’s next, finding the misogyny in Chinese take out menus?

HSV is incredibly common. You might have it - you probably have oral herpes, in fact. You might never have never been tested for it, and have never shown symptoms. Assuming you’re HSV-free is not the same as actually being HSV-free.

Why don’t you just get a bubble and live in it?

Nice. Short shaming. Good for you.

I think I’m done with articles where people explain who they fuck and why they fuck them, all framed around the phrase “I don’t know why I do, I just do.” They used to be interesting, but now... there are too many, and they’re all the same.

Doctor Who and Bjork had a child, and it was called The Jessica Jones Trailer.

It’s not what you touch, it’s what you’re breathing that gets you sick. Unless you got the trots, the money is on the recycled air and the germs people are coughing in it.

This just stokes the fire of the self-described germophobes and OCDers.

An unkown actor playing the part of Renée Zellweger playing the part of Bridget Jones...

He doesn’t have a chance. This is the map...

BullHead

Poor creature! Between the above and her father having to give a speech that one time... She hasn’t had it very easy.

Fogle appeared on a very premature episode of VH1’s I Love the New Millennium

Considering she doesn’t have to work another day in her life, I’m not too terribly upset about it for her, either.