HSV is incredibly common. You might have it - you probably have oral herpes, in fact. You might never have never been tested for it, and have never shown symptoms. Assuming you’re HSV-free is not the same as actually being HSV-free.

Why don’t you just get a bubble and live in it?

Nice. Short shaming. Good for you.

I think I’m done with articles where people explain who they fuck and why they fuck them, all framed around the phrase “I don’t know why I do, I just do.” They used to be interesting, but now... there are too many, and they’re all the same.

It’s not what you touch, it’s what you’re breathing that gets you sick. Unless you got the trots, the money is on the recycled air and the germs people are coughing in it.

This just stokes the fire of the self-described germophobes and OCDers.

An unkown actor playing the part of Renée Zellweger playing the part of Bridget Jones...

BullHead

Poor creature! Between the above and her father having to give a speech that one time... She hasn’t had it very easy.

Fogle appeared on a very premature episode of VH1’s I Love the New Millennium

Considering she doesn’t have to work another day in her life, I’m not too terribly upset about it for her, either.

Singapore - boring and expensive.

We don’t need a wall! We need a Reagan Freedom Dome.

Great tip

Nothing screams I’M AN AMERICAN like a big travel hat.

Oh, poor thing. How will she ever live on her trust fund and earnings from being pretty, thin, and from a rich family?

Cooking something that’s meant to be cooked is not a hack.