Excellent list. Solid list! Can’t comment on the girly stuff. But!

The only thing that should be Pampered after giving birth is your new born’s bottom.

Semicolons are very handy once in awhile. They’re often maligned because of Kurt Vonnegut. He fed a nugget to people who didn’t know how to use them; it gave them an excuse to be ignorant.

Spoiler:

Weddings = the ultimate display of public masturbation

Jack McCarthy sounds like a condescending prick, to be honest. A visitor thought the lake was different colors? My god, she sounds like she makes moonshine in her outhouse!

They talk about Xenu so much that it probably autocorrected to that.

It’s a fucking joke about a blow job. Nothing to get irritated over. I know in this enlightened age, when sex is no longer sex, but something that has to be agreed upon by a committee of liberal over-seers. Once approved, then maybe nominally enjoyed, but only as one would enjoy a fine, GMO and pesticide free,…

Yeah, I suppose someone who is a “blow job connoisseur” wouldn’t pick up on subtleties.

sigh.

Step one: open mouth

Florida and the fly-over states hang their heads in mourning.

No. Not at all. I found him out of curiosity. I wanted nothing to do with him, really, other than to finally put somethings together. I had always assumed I took after my mother. After all, I look like her (though, as I age, I notice I look like my father in places) and she raised me.

THAT IS DEAD ON CORRECT!!!!

Just because a dude is gay doesn’t mean he’s grossed out or has an aversive reaction to women. Platonic showers are a thing!

Is it just me or does using the word “supple” to describe food just sound strange?! :-/

My past summer look

Mental illness doesn’t explain the violence of the attacks Shaw is suspected of committing.

oof! The artist is being way too kind here.