Please, if Columbia won’t fire Dr. Oz for becoming an A-#1 quack and whoring himself out, they sure as fuck aren’t going to sack someone over a book about ghosts.

I find it really disturbing how quickly some jump to the defense of people simply because they’re famous and rich.

Said the woman under thirty. . .

So we’re still pretending Michael Jackson really fathered those kids, eh?

“I don’t want to become a distraction to the causes the NAACP champions. Also, I would like to dedicate more of my time being a Mexican-American,” she concluded.

That racism wasn’t aimed towards you, though. It was aimed towards visibly ethnic Hispanics (I am one of those) that have it infinitely worse than you ever will.

Oh, yeah, just like in real prison, where Halloween dress up happens all the time. God Bless The U.S.

He needs to set his apology to some shitty dad rock. You know, to drive home the point.

Rule Number One of the Internet: Always Google your symptoms and assume the worst possible result is what’s happening to you.

Please, this will never happen. Everything uttered in a meeting this year could have been handled via email.

I see Leibovitz still hasn’t mastered PhotoShop. Or her assistants haven’t, at least. Not a slight to Jenner (she looks fine), but that’s a pretty bad picture, technically speaking.

Go on. . .

Sorry Google, hated it.

Inbox is terrible. Muddled, hard to look at. Just a big mess. I’ll stick with regular gmail.

Wow. Some of these comments, man.

I empathize with your umbrage to criticism of the Batkid spectacle on an emotional level, but it still irks me that instead of addressing the underlying issues in any meaningful way society has chosen to slap a happy face sticker on it.

Too bad society doesn’t actually give a fuck about those of us who desperately need help, and is instead focused on well-intentioned gestures that make us falsely feel better about ourselves.