As a kinky person who’s been on precisely that end of a collar and leash, fuck off. That’s rude. Don’t do that in public. It may be consensual on her part, but this is not any different structurally than some dude jerking off on the subway—they’re getting off on the presence of innocent bystanders who have NOT…

she has a great job in publishing

Here’s the only test you should follow:

She was a complete lush.

I talked to my mother every day until she became too sick to do so. After she died, I realized that it had been terrible for me, that even though I loved her our relationship had been toxic and had caused me a ton of anxiety and misery over the years. I am much healthier now.

these low-rise jeans demand confidence, strategy—and let’s be honest, some crunches

FREE HAT FREE HAT FREE HAT!

Sorry.

That’s not shameful unless it was 80 in one night to earn a free hat or something and even then I might be like “nice hat, I totally get it”

I can’t tell my partner how many people I’ve slept with because I honestly don’t know. I could probably sit here and this about it for a while and come up with a number, but why would I?

I know you meant “revealing” but I prefer “revelling” :-)

I get you!

The plot thickens!

“None of us remember her being funny,”

Are you actually making the argument that a woman in an evening gown and flat shoes is roughly equivalent to a sloppy man in board shorts and a muscle tank? Because if so, then you need to go back to the drawing board and find a new thought.

I was in a sales position, but I had taken the day off to apartment hunt. I found an apartment early in the day, so I figured it would be a great space of time to take those shrooms I’d bought the previous day.

Then I get a call from work and there’s an important issue with a large project I was working on. I said…

Agreed.

....is it wrong that while watching that episode, when she said she paid of her condo entirely within a few years, that i maybe googled “freegan how-to”?

You shouldn’t have chosen to have a vagina if you didn’t want penises to be put in it all the time, slut.