Dear god... Something that can't think died.

That doesn’t hold true elsewhere as it does in the US. If this happened in a place with accessible and affordable (or sponsored) healthcare, then it might be different.

You’d think he’d get a touch up before portrait day.

That’s how the US works. Waste money instead of helping people.

It’s far less inappropriate than spending all that money on making one, single, solitary kid have a good time.

I think the issue here is that the money spent on this could have been used to treat kids with cancer, not that a kid had a fun day.

More of a commentary on how many resources the city of San Francisco wasted on this.

Yow— she looks like she walked out of a Roz Chast cartoon.

We kind of got drunk together one night. We were at a charity event; we started drinking and having a couple bottles of wine.

. . . a nearly three-hour-long musical about the life of Alexander Hamilton based on an 800-page historical biography and, for the most part, rapped the entire way through.

This is neither the creepiest, nor weirdest thing you’ll see in Japan. This is actually quite tame.

odd

That is entirely not true. You see, you can be self-aware of your own odd behavior, and spot odd behavior in others, even if you don’t exhibit it yourself. You can do something and you can still consider it odd.

Brad Pitt sleeps with dudes?

My first introduction to lesbianism. And probably alcoholism.

Well, to be honest, my lack of communication probably stems from the fact that I wasn’t particularly liked as a kid. I believe my folks saw us kids as a burden, and ran a household accordingly.

Yeah, I realize that.