Jonathan Franzen Can’t Write Sex.

Maybe ask white people why we can’t all be people.

This race thing is just so stupid.

Glad to know I’m not the only one old enough to know this.

Well, good, Sandra Lee can look bored while she tells you to mix them with some Welch’s grape jelly, a tub of tang and some canned pineapples (in syrup). She calls it Fruit Punch Parfait! Now go buy some of her branded shit, you dumb rube!

“McDonald’s was there for me. When no one else was.”

Franco will be DAMNED if he lets the Sexy Hamburglar be the most inexplicable McDonald’s-related thing that happens this week.

Some days your taste is on point. This isn’t one of them. *grins*

So says the person who equated another’s opinion to enjoying their own flatulence. . .

You must live in a world consumed by pointless anger.

You’re offended by an opinion on pop culture? And that’s your retort?

I don’t know, I’m enjoying today. If you were my cube mate I’d give you some of my bubble tea.

They’re like kids’ shoes made large. Do the heels light up?

No.

Totes my thoughts.

Fuck MEEE weird characters kinja username I cannot duplicate

Fuck you, how-old

Wat?