Who has ENOUGH TIME ON THEIR HANDS for collecting watches?

Dear Mr. Calvey,

Judith Miller went to jail for hiding her White House sources, Scooter Libby went to jail for outing a spy that undermined the White House’s reasons for going to war. By my count, that’s the only two people that have ever had to pay any consequences for this massive fuck up (save for the countless civilians and…

You missed the part about how Dick Cheney used Miller’s article to say, “it isn’t just us that think there are WMDs, even the liberal New York Times thinks so.” Of course he left out that he and his minions essentially wrote Miller’s piece for her. We only found that out years later.

The only crime I see here is the vertical video.

He needs one of these hanging off it:

she invented velcro i think

you seem fun

“The View” is like my grandmothers.

No. Nope. Uh uh. Hell no.

And she’s wearing black! I mean, this whole thing is respectful AS FUCK.

Got to episode 11. Haven’t finished season 2. The spirit hasn’t moved me. Fake Martha might disappoint me, and how could I live then? Piper’s not even interesting anymore. I feel like it’s a parody now. And we don’t really need another parody about women.

I have a dirty confession...I think these dresses are cute as shit. They remind me of the shifts Mia Farrow wore in Rosemary's Baby.

But alas, I am poor, fat, white trash. Maybe if I throw a NASCAR jacket over one of them?

Steve Carell started with the same overdoing it schtick on TDS and now he’s getting Oscar noms. So more power to Crazy Eyes I says.

WEBSTERS DAD!

EL James could demand her dog be credited with the second screenplay and the producers would roll with it.

I love the evolution of the blurbs on the crusher books.

Wow, that’s really cool to see! It was nice to hear her talk about it, too, because who doesn’t want a job that they love doing?

The world better not end before May 1st, I really want to see The Avengers.

That writer isn’t wrong! Jimmy Fallon is a pre-packaged viral friendly television program with no real point, no edge, and the joke is “check out how silly this famous celebrity can be!”