Rolos? Are you serious right now? Like, currently manufactured Rolos? The ones that taste like old lint? This is really throwing me for a loop.

Heyyyy just a friendly reminder to everyone to leave trolls/idiots who don't believe in the wage gap in the grays, unless you're inclined to spend all night trying to educate them.

(Right now there's like, an annoying amount of trolls in the grays considering how few comments there are on this article.)

Hey Russ, did you show up here expressly to get punched in the face by someone in possession of actual facts?

You snatched the words right out of my brain. Can't anyone just get married anymore? Does everything have to turn into a narcissistic display?

So, I can wait an hour and a half for cooked vegetables from my dishwasher, or I could steam them on the stove for 10 minutes and clean the dishes when I'm done eating them... decisions decisions...

New York: Where we remove all traces of authenticity, then complain there is nothing authentic left.

Without context, I thought those were human hands and a straw hat.

seems legit.

Touche, my friend. Touche.

I don't know the details but given how this country treats black people I don't find it implausible that we are missing nothing and there is no in between.

Ford Taurus?

For $100m, I'd take a chance!

Debbie's a dreamer!!!

it's the shirt/buttons/chest.

You dated Newt Gingrich?

Nope... "two cents" logo still looks like a butt... cannot unsee.

I wish they treated their authors better.

Stabbing someone at a diner is the equivalent of breaking a bottle of champagne across the bow of a ship. You're not properly open for business until bloods been shed. #Jerseystrong