Thank you. I'm so sick of hearing about the petty F***ing problems of a few upper to upper middle class privileged white people as if the whole world revolved around them.

these ain't white teeth.

Ask her if she loves you. If she says yes, ask her again. If she says yes again, leave. She doesn't love you and will break your heart.

Actually, based on how Mars One is being run, the headline should really be "A cosplayer is one of 100 potential people who will die a horrible death before getting to Mars."

I wasn't vaxxed as a kid either and I've been lazily catching up randomly over the last couple of years. I recently got the MMR because I'm in the Chicago area, and not terribly far from where the five kids at the daycare center had measles. And, you know, I like being healthy and measles free.

Don't forget the condescending nature of that idea, which is that people who aren't poly are either in denial or less "evolved."

And then, all of a sudden, it ended. Nothing had really seemed to be wrong, and then suddenly something felt wrong to him, and eventually he told me that he couldn't pretend anymore, and the relationship ended. I just sat there, watching my Bed of Roses fantasy crumble, and the world as I knew it came to a grinding…

No one cares about your stupid proposal.

/shudder

Meet Natalia Kills and Willy Moon

Says the woman wearing a goddamn feather boa...

I find some of the "kids these days" arguments a bit tiresome. A typical teenager might have been born around 2000. Paul McCartney's biggest hits were 30 or 40 years before they were born. I'd be very surprised if your typical Baby Boomer born in the 50s or 60s knows very much about music from the Roaring 20s or the…

Yeah! I mean, I liked the original of course. But I am really over the trend of rebooting everything, so despite the Girl Power angle, my support was tepid at best. (Insert clip of Moe Szyslak saying, "I'm more of a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm...") But the minute the dude-bros started…

You know what sucks about Mazda Raceway at Laguna Seca? The fact that every three seconds the asshat on the PA says Mazda Raceway at Laguna Seca.

Quite true. "Lime in the Coconut" was not good.

"Marriage was historically a religious covenant first and a government-recognized contract second."