I remember there was a club at my school called "Spontaneously Classy Individuals"

Harry Nilsson's everything is far superior to everything else.

Klassy.

I did both and neither worked out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That reads like a Childish Gambino rap.

I will say this: It's better than Fifty Shades of Grey.

OMG Pictorial

Then you're tone deaf. It's a complete rip-off.

"The screams are exhilarating, making the fire of hatred for her burn within my heart so much more greater."

Except the BBC _owns_ Top Gear. Clarkson and the producer sold their 50% share in the show to the BBC in 2012.

Remember before the Internet when people just fucking proposed with a goddamn ring in a champagne glass/piece of chocolate cake/etc.?

Can I mention how lucky I am to have a man who made me wait at a spot at Glacier National Park for 5 minutes for 4 other people to leave in order to ask me, quietly, to marry him. No videos, no cameras, no audience. I am lucky.

My husband, not overly sentimental, says to me on Sunday "Aww, did you see that latest proposal video? It's cute."

and then Notre Dame would almost surely appeal to the Supreme Court again. This thing could ping-pong back and forth forever, and what fun that would be

You're right.

In all fairness, the MTA didn't include crochetspreading in their Courtesy Counts campaign so how was she to know?

That's because you're not a raging psychopath, dear.

Maybe this helps?

it's like you know me