I'll check with my legions of fans.

THIS. Get the fuck over and move the fuck on. No one wants to hear about how bitter you still are all these years later, even if you pretend to be over it (you're not, you wouldn't feel compelled to write a letter if you were). Trust me, not even your closest friends want to hear that story again. And guess what?…

What is next?

Hardy har har.

Yes, but I'm a gay man. We can kinda get laid anywhere if we want.

We all know this will be a darker, grittier version of The Jetsons. George will be an alcoholic, Jane will be fucking Spacely behind his back, Judy will be in love with a leader of the troglodyte resistance, Elroy will turn out to be a hologram who goes rogue, Astro will be the last member of a dying canine race, and…

Thank goodness we no longer have out-of-touch rich people who only look out for themselves.

YE OLDE FAKE SPEAKETHRY

I just said something similar. And I do have a son but he's only 7. Sadly an awful lot of mothers are very "not my little angel" with their boys and blame the "slutty girls" for everything.

But you'd be okay with your daughter getting drunk and blowing a dude in a bathroom?

I'm thinking t-shirts for everyone in this club.

It's as if someone allowed Jar-Jar Binks to make a movie...

I've always felt this way about Daniel Craig, who I find impossibly hot. But his face isn't exactly handsome — it's kind of brutal looking. And his ears are kind of oddly low. He always looks like a boxer who just got the shit kicked out of him (in a spotless tuxedo). But that makes him more hot? Also, his abs. And…

stop pisssplaining to us

This article is The Goonies of tirades!

She's checking her finances?

Between "she reaches around and finds my clitoris" and Nene saying Claudia Jordan's clit has left her body, I'm concerned. Should I put a micro tracking chip in mine?

Well damn. Fucking talented ass mother fucker.

Not counting Batsuits made out of dusty-purple leotards and sateen shorts, I guess.