Nice... except for some of the perspective work. Especially the lettering — yeesh!

Wouldnt a presentist sentiment be:

Why do say "unbelievably"? Are you new to earth?

Based off what Sony has done and is doing to this franchise, I would absolutely believe this would be discussed. Even I can't believe they will actually make it after the internet makes fun of it for a few months.

"They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house. I'm not made of stone!"

thanks

I appreciate you being here to spell all that out for me. Can you tell me what's in this jar of almonds I just bought? There's some sort of picture, but I can't quite make it out...

I smell a helicopter and/or stage mom

Dude, not cool.

That's the saddest thing I've read all day.

Is there anything lower than worshipping celebrity babies?

I hope the script was written with as much care as the thank you card.

Kids can't drink or have sex, hence the costumes.

"in many ways the most meta epic event we've done."

I'll give you a hint...