From my understanding, a troll is someone who disagrees with me.

"Will We Ever Be Troll-Free?" —- No, if your immense amount of research taught you anything, it should be that we are all trolls to someone.

I would have completely believed the title of this article if it had applied to the other David Mitchell too.

Star Wars is an epic but cautionary space opera whichh follows a visionary hero who has his heart ripped out in a bitter divorce, and is lured to the dark side by the lust for increased toy sales.

While my only stint in jail was 4 hours for jaywalking at Myrtle Beach (seriously, but that's another story), my cousin was a prison guard for a while and told me a few things.

1990 13 years old: Heard the shower go on upstairs so I thought I was safe. I didn't hear or see my dad coming down the stairs as I was reclined in a chair furiously masturbating to Elizabeth Montgomery on a re-run of "Bewitched". My dad cleared his throat, went to the laundry room to retrieve a towel as I zipped up,…

Word of caution to all of you new parents out there: it's exhausting having a newborn in the house, and you have zero privacy piled onto your sleep deprivation.

The answer is always yes.

I think most people's favourite interpretation of anything Batman is from Batman the Animated Series.

Maybe it is just the lawyer look but reminds me of Jim Carrey in Liar Liar.

They kept Judy Dench as M, but I'd still call Casino Royale a hard reboot. She is the same actress, but it is a different character. Her first M was new to the position, and considered Bond a relic of the cold war. Her rebooted M, on the other hand, has been in the position since the cold war, and has expressed…

I made the mistake of watching The Bourne Ultimatum the night before seeing The Bourne Legacy, and fully one half of The Bourne Legacy is made up of stuff from Ultimatum repurposed to show that Jeremy Renner was running around at the same time as Matt Damon. It's pointless and silly — why not just start Legacy off by…

do we have a Terminator in the Witness Protection program here?

"'How could I have married someone who's so bad with money?' 'Why did I marry someone who I can't rely on to attend family functions with me?' 'What possessed me to marry someone who is a habitual nose-picker?!?'"

Yep. I hate them. I never hate anything (it's petty much a certainty that I love everyone and everything). BUT Jackson made such a soul-sucking bad job of these movies that I actually hate them. Sure, I sometimes alternate between merely detesting them, but on the whole, yeah, I hate them. They're just awful. If it…

"line". Yeah, not so sure about that one.

King of the World?

The flat reflective surface looks a lot like painted plywood...

Plus, would be nice to have someone who can act.

Gritty reboot! Let it be a gritty reboot.