And deny american 9 year olds their god given rights to insanely potent and dangerous weaponry?! Take that communism back up to Canada where it belongs you gun racist!

If he had any sense, he would point his gun at the real threat: diabetes.

The tear gas element of the tribute, however, seems a bit too on-the-nose for me.

I have so many relevant Disney gifs that I can't use :(

I'm sure he would be honored to be fucked by you. Who wouldn't?

Nothing says, "I love you," like supporting the ad campaign of a corporate monolith.

Expecting the Cata Doxa reply in...5..4..3..2...

I hope someone has taken the time to explain to Hammon that Boris Diaw asks everyone to make him a sandwich.

You shut up. Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome is the shit.

We've got a 70 character limit on headlines, tho.

I love tiny old people. He's like a 70 year old man in a six year old's body.

I feel you Noah. I had to watch the news with my grandpa for the power ball too.

Fuck off, troll.

Right, of course you are.

We already tested this topic out on GT, and boy was it a shitshow

This story was all sorts of click bait.

And once again, the photos are cheap crap that any dickwad with a point-and-shoot and a moderately steady hand can achieve.

May 2013, my family took a trip to France to celebrate my parent's 25th anniversary. It led to my father having the worst constipation of his life. Basically he was chugging cup ramen every night because he's super Korean and couldn't handle the food. And although my sister warned him of Dulcolax's potency, he took 2…