Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you the most highly evolved man on the planet.

OMG, I'm only halfway through the season, but Big Boo is much more of a presence. A filthy, sex-crazed, competitive presence. <3

I was like 10 years old when I started getting really interested in early aviators so you'll have to cut me some slack.

I doubt SHE took the pictures. But let's be real here: If the people behind the photos wanted her to be taken seriously, they wouldn't have her posing like a pin-up model. A real shame. It diminishes what she's trying to accomplish.

So pretty much the Russian version of the lurid fantasies of Fox News and other tinfoil hattery for xenophobic jingoists:

This guys knows what I am talking about.

Smooth.

Finally installed a steadycam on the Enterprise.

It's so hard to be a free spirit if you don't have a fur coat and acres of air conditioned indoor space. SO hard. Good thing he actually owned five apartments in the building to give his one-with-the-universe spirit space to roam.

But but but it's OBVIOUSLY SO MUCH WORSE NOW BECAUSE IT JUST IS BECAUSE I SAID SO WAAAAAAAHHH

"Perhaps Twitter just isn't the place for important conversations".

Yes! And equally delicious.

Mochi ice cream is usually cheaper at Trader Joes than the traditional Asian supermarkets.

State Farm kid really appreciates your joke

"What the hell's an Aluminium Falcon?!"

It's true that the space hippies themselves offer very little threat.

Fact: 89% of gun-related photographs consist of at least one white male making this semi-smirk.

The 70's brought a lot of memories for me as I was in my 20s then. Many a day/night spent at Comiskey Park drinking and watching the Sox. Here are a few:

My parents used to tell us crazy stories of going to games and tailgating. Favorite story was when One of their friends locked his keys in car while it was running and didn't realize. When they got back after the game, car was still running.