Anytime, you smug, well-rested, disposable-income-having bastard ;)

No independent thought is permitted within the hivemind! Did you submit your opinion for peer review before posting? That could have saved you some stress.

Ahem. Jonah Hex.

The first Dirk Gently book was a genuinely great science fiction novel. Apart from that, I'm inclined to agree — the Hitchhiker books are popular, clever, and well-written, but ultimately a touch overrated. (I especially agree that he was less clever than he thought — one big joke he made about math relied on a…

No, because Wal-Mart is evil.

I appreciate it. It's a neglected narrative in our culture that some women never really feel the biological clock tick because we don't care that much about having kids. I mean, I'm in my 40s, I like kids a whole lot but my only urge to have one was born more out of societal pressures (how to fit in with peers) than a…

I hope this version is from the aliens' POV and one of them punches Will Smith in the face.

Well, he wasn't half-bad. He was all bad.

BUT...I heard he liked puppies.

I really like this bird man with wrist-watches and a purse:

So tell us more! Did it hurt? Is it on one of your front teeth or is it hidden in the back?

It was the right ear for us. It'd be pretty funny if there was a whole town of homophobic dudes who had it in the wrong ear.

Good thing he already brought the glove, eh fellas?

Yes, I know I left out a TON of movies — probably all of them are your favorites. But this isn't supposed to be an exhaustive list.

I think the earlier Next Generation outfits really did scar an entire generation of costume artists. At least if those articles were true about the smell of things.

Some vague percentage of the proceeds will benefit "child victims of abuse and neglect."