KELVIN! declares those wear too much Wanderlust.

For me, that was the worst part. As I recall, she heated it up in an old sauce pan and then scooped it onto their plates. And then after they had forced some down, she revealed it was from the garbage.

Oh, I’m not saying I’m living any better than you. I’m just saying as far as a trust fund goes. . . it’s not that great*. You could live almost a year on it in NYC, provided you had roommates and didn’t leave your place much. I’m supposing a trust fund is a way of saying you come from money.

I get that people want to save money. Especially here in this terrible mess of a lop-sided city. But she was a top biller, making several hundred thousand dollars a year. She didn’t give any indication that she was giving her money to the needy, or her poor family, and therefore living a spartan life out of charity.…

Being on a reality show is one thing. I don’t believe PwC would have been upset if she was featured on a home renovation show. I think what they were disturbed by was her demonstrating how she wipes her ass, and then feeding her (unwitting) guests food she pulled out of trash bags in front of a Westside Market.

That is a sad trust fund. It’s a nice savings account, though.

A great way to pick up some botulism.

Don’t worry, you can still go to Serendipity.

Not focusing on hippies is one of the things that makes the show so great. The baby boomers are so goddamned nearsighted that they think the whole world was obsessed by their music and fucking Woodstock. This show is fantastic because it recognizes that there was a world outside of that “flower power” bullshit.

I can confirm he is unpleasant. But I get it. Not the most enjoyable or profitable way to make a living.

Please be the daughter of Amy Tan

Courtney Cox luck-fucked her way the Hollywood equivalent to Chief Account Executive at a decent firm .

Aca-no

Decade? Try a year.

Obviously, they have known each other less than six months, marriage and all.

Or: You’ve spent the entire day at some conference, networking and panel-ing, shaking hands and exchanging business cards. . .

gross

I need you to give back all of my music

Just wait a few years, kid. You’ll soon know that chocking your chicken is a lot more enjoyable.