Good thing you blackened his face and de-invented Google.

God, I bet the smell of Garnier Fructis, Wonderstruck, vagina and Axe body spray permeates those places.

Ah, yeah, I know that technique. I do it after I do a few curls, just so the other guys don’t think I’m weak, or somethin’.

The sexiest sext I ever got was “I really want you in my vagina.”

...and now that you’re married to him and know him a little better.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah... Me and Orson Welles? I love Welles, and have sat through some shitty semi-bios, but that was the worst of them all. The guy who played him was what? Close to 40? Welles would have been 22, 23 at the time.

Hot Topic went public the same year The Craft was released. Safe to say they were very popular in 1996.

Ah, yes, the problems of the privileged and/or out of touch.

I noticed...

De Niro is looking very Larry king-like in that still.

Oh, wow. I, too, remember when people thought they liked Anne Hathaway.

To be fair, she miscarried, which can be sad, but it’s not tragic. It happens all of the time - it’s happened multiple times to various members of my family. Nobody holds candlelight vigils on the dates, grieving over what could have been.

The first Hot Topic store was opened in 1988

I can’t wait to get the feels so hard for a over-privileged woman.

It cracks me up when people dream up casts to “classic” movie remakes. You guys always insert Zac Efron’s name - like he’s actually popular. Apart from his stint in rehab and pretending to have sexy sex with lady women, he is virtually invisible.

This was that movie about teen lesbians who shopped at Hot Topic, right?

Just be happy in knowing that this woman will one day die of cancer from all the chemicals they load into Lean Cuisine meals.