I remember when Curiosity first touched down on the Martian surface. My kids were glued to the TV set and my son (who was 5 at the time in 2012) asked me when are we going to bring it home because it looked so lonely out there on its own. I told him that it’s staying up there and we’re not bringing it home. I told…

OH MAN THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME IN COLLEGE WHERE WE WERE DOING FIREBALL SHOTS OUT OF PEOPLE’S POO-HOLES (ANUSES) AND SOME WISECRACK THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE EVERYONE LMAO TO SET ONE ON FIRE. WHEN I SAW THAT GAPING MAW OF FIRE, TEQUILA, AND A SMALL DINGLEBERRY I THOUGHT “NO WAY BUT THIS IS COLLEGE AND THERE IS NO…

Only three? Child’s play.

What a beautiful fucking world we live in where She-Hulk has the potential to become a blockbuster film.

The way the Nats pen is imploding, ably assisted by Dusty, this is not impossible.

At the risk of being nitpicky, the tweet about Cespedes is three days old and stale. He is in the lineup tonight and is going to play tomorrow and Saturday, too, with a scheduled off day on Sunday.

Meanwhile, the Mets have somehow pulled within four games of .500, are only 8.5 behind the Nationals, and could defy all logic and legitimately get back into contention if they win their series against Washington starting tonight. Baseball! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Jalopnik is infuriating to use, even with ad blockers. The technology is great for 2005, but it’s not a 2017 platform by any stretch of the imagination.

What’s almost as bad is the add that appears at the bottom and eats away the text box as you type making it so the add covers the cancel and publish buttons and anything typed past 5 lines deep.

Just to clarify, the flaps on the X-51 you see are only useful below hypersonic speeds.

New Horizons left Earth’s sphere of influence at Mach 47 escape velocity. 

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I just got an adblock nagscreen (even though I’m using the “display some non obtrusive ads” setting) for the first time here this morning, so it looks like they’re going to start being jerks about using them soon. If so, I’m gone...

Jalopnik is a prime example of why adblock exists. The site is infuriating to use without it.

I do hope China will take a little trip out to livestream some of the Apollo landing sites so all those moon-landing denier morons can finally shut the hell up, already.

I can’t keep quiet about this anymore.

Looking at that video there is no way Hammond was going 120mph heading into that turn...