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I’d be pretty pissed if I paid +$80k for a supercar (Chevrolet’s branding, not mine) that touts its track credentials (there are 6 mentions of the word “track” on the Z06 web page), and the thing went in to limp mode after 15 minutes of track duty.
Used to be that driving Corvettes with the top down nude through car washes on hot summer days was just a fun time, not jail time.
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With the 24 Hours of Le Mans this weekend, of course everyone has the new Ford GT on their minds—but let’s not…
“Guys, you really should’ve labeled this ‘NSFW.”
When I was 13 I used to have to melt the skin off my own hand with a blowtorch, take a picture on film and get it developed at the drugstore, and then mail copies to all my friends.
Patented Anti-Piers Morgan defense system.
Hamster is immortal, confirmed.
“Well James, he’s driven off a cliff and is now engulfed in flames”
Does that mean he’s not coming on then?
Not to worry. Kevin Nealon’s home enjoying a healthy salad.
Chris Bosh Declared Extinct Day After Trump Withdraws From Climate Accords
The first time I heard this song was New Year’s eve 1995, Deftones opened for Tool followed by Primus. Tool played a few songs off of Aenima pre-release, Rob Zombie rode out on stage at midnight (on a Harley, in a devil suit) to play Devilman with Primus. Probably one of the greatest shows I’ve ever seen.
Pandora, make a Tool station, you won’t regret it.
“Premium CVT”.
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Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.
“Talked his minion into changing the call.” The announcer is sooooooo pissed off about this.
Officer: Where you coming from?
Officer: Do you know where you are?
Tiger: I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
He blew a .00 or, as John Daly calls it, .3 under par.