I guarantee that if there are any military mission sets aboard that thing, there are serious anti-tamper features built in. Sure, it may not self-destruct, but it’ll likely short circuit the entire thing, erasing what’s important - the software.

The world’s joke has the world’s largest economy, GDP, and military. Just sayin’.

What’s an analist?

Bullshit. Hoagie is a made up word. Sub has meaning.

That’s basically the only color I could stomach. When I pick up my four-year-old from school, every damn car is either white, black, silver, or gray. There’s no variety. Then I roll up in this...and successfully DON’T run over anyone!

Where’s the silvery red, and silvery green, and silvery purple, and purpley red, and blueyly green, and fuck this looks boring.

But the colors it’s available in are absolutely morose!

I only saw the Tobey Maguire Spidey movies, but he was a morose motherfucker. It looked like someone shit in his cereal.

To be fair, Glenn was elected to the Senate in 1974, and the STS program started in 1972. Further, funding bills start in the House, not the Senate. 

I thought they sold it as the Lumina in the Middle East?

This is Sparta Gawker Gizmodo. Facts are not required, here.

Are you insane? DDG-51 ships carry Harpoon, torpedoes, have a 5" gun (kinda useless), and have LAMPS III helos that carry torpedoes, Penguin, and Hellfire missiles. The SM-6 also has demonstrated ASuW capabilities.

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TICKING CLOCK BERZERKER! WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKING FUCK BERZERKER!

More important than the loss of the V6 (who cares?), is that there are a couple new packages. Number one being the Magneride suspension that the GT350 gets, another being a Performance Pack 2 (my 2016 GT/PP is awesome, but some better tires and an upgraded transmission would be really nice), plus a ‘Carbon’ package,…

This is Gizmodo Media, after all. Editorial standards are for the proletariat.

I live in Charleston, SC, and in the past week, we’ve had three or four days where it’s foggy because of the smoke. Hoping they’re able to quell these fires...

Not all, but most of the people that turn up to comment on FA articles are either idiots, that know nothing about how the military works, or the weapons systems they’re commenting on, or, more likely, they’re people screaming that articles about weapons and war shouldn’t be on a website about cars.

Fixed it for you. Unsecure is not a word. Unsecured is, and refers to anything that has not been secured.

Tyler is writing for the Drive, and his blog there is way better, and more in-depth, than it was here.

But it turns out my contract requires me to lose several units of blood and sanity on a regular basis to keep my status as a Jalopnik writer.