You didn’t actually expect a Gawker site to use the correct terms, and not sensationalize the story, did you?!?

I watched the last fifty laps from the bar, yesterday, and I’m still amazed that there isn’t a serious push to put more of these tracks on the schedule. How many cookie-cutter 1.5 mile tracks do we need? Let’s get some more character!

Yeah, I used to ride dirt bikes, back when I was in my teens, but screw that - I want 1.5 tons of steel surrounding me while I’m going fast!

I use Chrome, so I open ‘About Chrome’ and the browser automatically checks for updates. I guess the method of operation isn’t the weird part, but that there isn’t a manual update check button in the Update menu.

I only keep Firefox on my work computer for testing certain software, so I rarely open it. I just opened up Firefox, went to Options > Advanced > Update, and there’s no button to update. What the hell is that? I had to go to Help > About Firefox to update. That’s just weird.

“Popeye’s chicken is fuckin’ awesome!” - Little Nicky

Anyone else think that Howard the Duck looks exactly like Sean Astin?

I know exactly dick about motorcycles.

I feel you, dude. I used to work at a Navy facility that had a one week, scheduled shutdown. Every August. In NJ.

What negligence? If there are no regulations on how the cooling towers are to be cared for, how could someone be truly negligent?

I’ve seen swing arms that are much, much longer than that. I can’t believe these guys can even ride straight, let alone turn!

My wife makes the most excellent drunk shrimp quesadillas. Good God, I could go for one of them, right now.

“Ya never been on a ride, like this before.” - Dr. Dre/Tomy Drissi

I test drove one a couple weeks ago, and thought it was a fantastic ride! I also tested a 2015 Mustang GT, and a 2014 Jaguar XF Supercharged. All three were superb, in their own ways. I would buy an SS, if I needed four doors, but I am a Mustang guy, and always will be, so my money is going on a 2016 GT Premium with…

Is it just me, or does she have EXTREMELY long arms?!?

The only thing bad about these images is that they’re not large enough for a full HD desktop background!

The digital camo on this Super Hornet looks amazing!

I’ve actually been thinking about using a P-51’s name as my vanity plate for my new Mustang. Old Crow is in the running, as is Red Nose.

So. Goddamn. Much. America.

See, I thought it looked like an F-117...