Hey how’s the “band”?

So.....players can’t even be sociable. Think the same beef would be made if it was two white players?

He has 150% more interceptions....than games played in. There are so many wonderful things to unpack in Peterman’s career.

I think we’ve moved from “he’s a distraction” to “he’s not played in two years” with Kaep.

The best thing Carmelo ever did was get punked by KG and his love of Honey Nut Cheerios.

Absolutely. Bosh’s contributions in Miami are very underappreciated. He also sublimated his game to facilitate his teammates, a move I have trouble picturing Melo taking.

Remember when he started a fight and ran away across the court? Remember when his girl tasted like Fruit Loops (tm)?

+1 case of dysentery

“The Plot to Destroy Football.”

Kristaps Porzingis is Latvian for “Andrew Luck.”

#52:  “Nah, I’m good.”

What kind of picks can they expect to get from Houston?

Jimmy Eat World Karl.

Being a portal to hell hurts its overall rating.

When I say Philly at 7, I just assumed I misunderstood and was reading the list of the worst airports. That place is insane. 

Wise words. We had an older couple that lived next to us growing up, and I swear no one ever treated me better or taught me more. Older folks have a lot to give.

Can we get her a blog? Her takes are so spot on! (Nice job taking her to the game. What a great thing to do.)

Fixed.

It’s like if Ben Simmons could shoot. And gained 40 pounds.

Indeed.