Simmons a few months ago: The NBA was built on superteams, dynasties are great for the league!

Does he think porn is real?

Whatever you think of his take, you have to acknowledge that Bill Simmons’s history definitely gives him a position to criticize a person for trying to lure talent away from another organization to join his own.

I know we joke around a lot about Flacco, but seriously, was Carmelo elite?

I think Bosh ended up being the x-factor that really put those Heat teams over the top. Once that team got used to playing with each other the offense flowed so well when they were running things through him.

Does he have any highlights since HD was invented?

I thought “Halle Berry” was Helen Keller’s call for a last-ditch throw deep into the end zone?

Hard to believe he emotionally and physically abused his wife.

Let’s Remember Morgana, The Kissing Bandit

Reading this choked me up a little. Elderly people are easy to ignore, which should let us all know that if we’re lucky enough to become elderly, the fast-moving world will mostly pass us by, too.

Ahh I got a little teary reading that. They are literally tiny furnaces!

When they came up with the name Wizards, did they know the franchise was cursed or was that a lucky guess?

Wizards fans

he’s like Lob City Blake athletically but with Point Blake’s skills

yup, the youths call him Baby Thanos, which is hard to argue after last night.

Portland is insufferable enough. Give them a Quidditch team instead.

New York could use a second team

Works even better!