White middle-age man, and even I knew instantly what she said was bullshit to the core. Queen Latifah owns this genre and Rebel is just renting.

Feel like there should be more Plumlees and Zellers on here. Or have they all aged out?

How was she the punchline of the joke? HE was the punchline, not her. It was harmless and didn’t seem to have much ill-will towards her as it did self-deprication towards him.

How much money does Stephen A. owe Carmelo? Because that’s the only reason I can see for the constant verbal fellatio he’s given Carmelo over the years.

He’ll never live down his Shaqtin a fool reputation, but he’s better than serviceable these days.

A smart team would liquidate him now. Sell high. But the Lakers won’t.

The Lakers fans are like oversexed people who can only get off in a threesome.

I can never tell when you’re kidding. In other words....you’re kidding, right?

Well, have you tried to keep a cock hard in that cold water?????

Remember that little girl who forgot the anthem lyrics a few years back and Mo Cheeks had to rescue her? Peterman has hit that stage. We’re all Mo Cheeks now.

Having to coach Maryland seems like a fitting punishment.

“To all the kids that are watching, I’m sorry. I set a bad example today.”

As an asshole myself, isn’t getting called out by an NBA player on national TV a heckler’s Holy Grail?

You’d end up with a trade of Butler for L. Bell.

Little known fact: Luka Doncic is Slovenian for “Ricky Rubio.”

Deep in my gut, I feel like they should blow this team up. They’re never getting over the mountain and the dysfunction is only going to get worse. They need something bold, like trading Wall for young players/picks. But I suspect, in true Wizard fashion, they’ll wait until he gets into a series of disastrous Rose-like…

It’s amazing how many off-season moves are already looking disastrous for one side or another.

Damn, Pillboy went straight out,

His footwork looks solid for a rookie.

Mostly, but it’s important for fantasy too.