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That’s a whole lot of snark for a little ole Munsters movie. I personally think it’s kind of nice that, for once, someone who is rebooting a piece of IP is doing it with genuine affection for a change instead of going through the tiresome routine of “reimagining” it through their inflated ego and going down the dark

“Oh hi Luigi”

I get that Hanks is drawing a distinction between what was acceptable in the past versus the, uh, “modern realm of authenticity.” But I don’t think Philadelphia would have been better served by (almost) any other actor, whatever their sexual orientation. Not in acting ability alone, but also in terms of cultural

I’m generally a Celtics hater (born and raised a Laker fan, so it’s in my blood), but I’m not going to get too worked up over a “Fuck you Draymond” chant. This guy punches/kicks other players in the dick, and he’s complaining (through his coach, teammates, and wife) about a little bad language? Fuck off, Draymond.

Sandworms! You hate ‘em, right? (laughs) I hate ‘em myself! 

I took Michael Keaton’s advice about running a prostitution scheme out of a morgue and it led to a long prison sentence. Never again 

“For as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be an incarnation of Avalokiteśvara. To me, being the next Dali Lama was better than being the Premier of China. Even before I wandered into the temple for an after-school job, I knew I wanted to be part of them. It was there I knew I belonged.”

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Antonio Banderas has way too much fucking fun with the role and he does deserves to get proper Puss movie.

He could do his love scenes like Steven Seagal—-how did the AVClub describe it? ”A portly Steven is lowered, fully clothed, like a drawbridge, onto his conquest”.

it also sounds badass because it’s got “dead” in it and also implies that there’s a reckoning

This whole series of trials is an absolute shit show. The details are horrifying on both sides. What I hate the MOST are Depp fans turning court footage into GIFs and laughing at the whole thing.

“Seth Rogen smoked all my weed”

Well, now your back is gonna hurt, because you just pulled landscaping duty.

Look, I know we all hate Robin Thicke but can we at least recognize that the lawsuit from Marvin Gaye was bullshit, and that it set a stupid precedent for copyright claims in music?

Do you think that at some point in the future, the people in charge of awards shows will realize that the main appeal of them was the glitz and glamour of industries that in the past decade have been almost entirely demystified by modern society? When you can see Chris Evan’s dick on Twitter, it makes the mere 12

Jared Leto’s method acting didn’t become a problem on set, Jared Leto being a fucking asshole became a problem on set. Although, there are some who would say they are the same thing...

Some method actors do it because it genuinely helps them get into character (Daniel Day-Lewis), while others do it simply because they need to be the center of attention, and it’s a great opportunity to be an asshole and get paid for it.

I’ve no problem with pop culture sites milking as many clicks and views and dollars from the fact that one of the world’s most successful movie stars just slapped the shit out of a prominent and well-known stand-up comic in front of an audience of millions. This sort of thing is their bread and butter. I’d just prefer

Look, was is a little strange to have a Sacheen Littlefeather give a speech about Native American mistreatment?  Sure.  But you have to remember that the alternative was a speech by Marlon Brando.

I’ll do you one better: WHY celebrity?