I’m not even particularly a Gillis fan, but it’s amazing how this man’s mere existence lives rent-free in the staff writers’ heads.

Clickbait is life.

“From the creators of ‘Turning Red’ - ‘Doobies and Masturbation!’”

It’s not right, but it’s okay.

That was my question: is this newsworthy? Many of the articles here are about a one-time transgression years ago that made the subject feel bad for a moment, and I’m asking why is that? It doesn’t seem to be about building a case against a person or group currently in the doghouse, or some major crime that’s just…

I have a question, and despite my past record, this is very much not trying to be sarcastic.

Where was the description of the alleged sexual misconduct?

I mean, he’s probably a fine person, but his writing on this website is all over the place. I read the entire word salad, and I think I understand what he’s saying. But again, SB has no point of view, except to dump on the world and everything in it.

Then make your own. Make the anti-policing series this country, in your eyes, seems to so desperately crave. Bury L&O in the ratings and make that viewpoint obsolete. “Go away and die” doesn’t seem to be working.

Don’t move. AV Club can’t see you if you don’t move.

Yo momma.

When can we have “the conversation” about how goddamn awkward it is when people are tripping over their own tongues to sound as socially correct as possible? 

“Kinja: we’ve already thought this through for you.”

I think their father will probably bail them out.

Not a Friends stan here, but why does this sitcom bother this website so much?

Straight to heck with you.

Or we could do the unthinkable and create an actual new character and put them in an original movie that most people will like. Just shitballin.

So you're the one who hacked my password.

This shtick of injecting an assload of sarcasm into the most innocuous happenings is lazy, shitty, and unfortunately entirely representative of what The AV Club has become. The Root is covering actual issues, and uplifting their heroes; Gizmodo and Jalopnik research new advancements in technology and automotives; AVC…