Just stop, AVC. Stop. 

Gump destroys Jenny on the bedroom floor, just crazy porn-star-style sex. I read this passage to my fellow-riveted sixth graders a year or so after the movie came out; I’ve never watched the movie the same way since.

Gump probably would have done well in most years leading up to ‘94: it was a syrupy-sweet fable that addressed history without ever critiquing it, so everybody got to walk away feeling good. But 1994 now feels like the year cynicism went mainstream: Pulp Fiction was astoundingly successful, Shawhank and Four Weddings…

I don’t give a shit: Multiplicity will forever be a box office smash in my mind.

The Alec Baldwin role in The Departed could have worked with Liotta. “You one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yaself.”

“Business is bad? Fuck you - pray for me.
Had a fire? Fuck you - pray for me.
The place got hit by lightning? Fuck you - pray for me.”

Dear Diary,

“..........Republicans.”

That’s one hell of a speedbump.

“This Is Us 3: Rise of the Crock Pots”

You probably like think of him as some fucker who likes to bite the heads offa chickens.

After a while, everybody’s going to tread the same ground on occasion. Doesn’t mean you should lift if you know better, but Jesus, even Paul McCartney had to ask everybody in The Beatles’ circle if they had heard a melody he dreamed up one night, which eventually became “Yesterday,” and that was 1965.

I mean, there’s no perfect punishment, especially since he quit. I don’t feel sorry for him, but it’s a shame, because he could have gone on a Denzel- or Hanks-like run for the next decade with classic after classic, wracking up awards, recognition, HOF career. One stupid moment that’ll take a long time for the public…

Can we just agree that Method acting is just a bullshit excuse to draw attention to the skill of ACTING? I know, people like James Dean and Robert de Niro were championing this style decades ago, when they were churning out classics like East of Eden or Raging Bull. I also understand that there are certain…

If Chris Pratt had smacked someone, AVC would option the movie rights into a Spotlight-style deep dive.

I know you are, but what am I?

I was not aware there was a cultural monopoly on assault.

It’s hard to tell sometimes exactly what SB is so fired up about. It would be like if Will Smith was so angry he slapped Chris Rock, Denzel Washington, Kenneth Branagh, Andrew Garfield, the Encanto cast, and that goddamn Judi Dench because he’s so ANNOYED WITH EVERYTHING.

The Will Smith Slap interrupted the mid-show viewing of “Army of the Dead” which we all tuned in for.

I’m waiting for the “unfortunately” part to be revealed.