It’s a little weird to me that Gard, who grabbed Howard first, is not seeing a suspension for his role in the matter.

It really is just you.

The immunocompromised are always going to be at a disadvantage unfortunately. I did everything I could to make sure I didn’t spread Covid (although as far as I know, I never got it - never tested positive for it) but this is something we’re going to have to learn how to live with. I truly feel bad for those who are…

You guessed it...Frank Stallone.

oh...
*sheepishly pulls pants back up*

As sad as this is, I’m glad she never seemed to enter a period of prolonged and extreme decline like so many people her age do. She lived long and died quickly, and that’s basically the dream.

I’m pretty high right but this is still a killer idea: What if they do Ace Ventura 3 and he has to fight Joe Exotic but then they team up to take on Carol Baskins? Then the after credits stinger is you find out Scott Evil from the Austin Powers movies was pulling the strings the entire time.

No cuts, we were here first.

If they’re suing over the use of the name ABBA, they should just call themselves ABBBA instead.

Should have called it Abba Normal 

As someone who lives on the left side of the political spectrum, one of our side’s worst tendencies is our collective insistence that our shit don’t stink. For all our smugness about red states and blue states, I’ve had way more racial slurs hurled my way on the streets of New York and LA than I ever did in North…

I have absolutely no opinion on this and I just wanted everybody to know that.

Jams Gandolfini sounds like a great cover band.

I can’t blame him. The day after I had my second shot, I was a little sore and tired, then the next day I felt fine. I wouldn’t wish that on anybody.

some

An oeuf is an oeuf!

Awful bold of you guys to presume I give a shit about what happens at award shows

Yeah, it definitely sounds like if they don’t love each other now, they will never love each other again.

do we HAVE to dig into this guy who on the surface seems genuinely willing to help people (and/or not hurt or persecute vulnerable minorities) AND will put his money where his mouth is in that regard? I don’t get the desire to dig up controversy with someone who aggressively avoids it in the name of protecting his…