Excuse me, it’s now pronounced KATE WINSLET!!!!!!!

Yeah, but Ian, who should we believe - the production that made everybody provide proof of vaccination, test negative for COVID, and socially distance...or how we feel about it?

Nice try, The Late Don Ohlmeyer.

Yes, the editor should definitely have cut-it-out.

True music lovers know him as “Miles D.”

They essentially “fixed” Hawkeye in Endgame. The Ronin character was short-lived, but they were able to bring some of those assassin skills when he rejoins the Avengers. And it didn’t hurt that they finally gave him something resembling a story when his family is snapped away at the beginning. I didn’t care much about…

The real mystery who is telling Mick and Keith one of them has got to go?

Are we still doing this? 

“Where’s the goat, Todd?!”

You read an answer and call out a name. What do the fucking qualifications have to be?

Reverse? As in, cowgi -- you know what, never mind.

I saw the headline before the byline. I had a feeling.

Relax. Unclench. Live in this world.

I enjoy getting to the end of an article and realizing I’ve learned nothing.

As shitty as a thing it was for her to say, if there’s a more inglorious bastard than Quentin Tarantino, I’ll be waiting right here. Brilliant movies, absolute dogshit personality.

If you’re not going to make a warts-and-all biopic, don’t make it.

No word on Chandler and Joey’s chick and duck and their feelings on the matter.

Honorable mention: Jordan comes out to critique the limited-time-only moon-replacing Death Star on Conan’s set, rattling off an insane amount of mind-boggling minutiae, only to have the not-a-moon-that’s-a-space-station finally mercy kill him.