Yes, but AV Club has bills to pay, so here we are.

Burn.

“Forget it, Jake...it’s AV Club.”

Ellen, Elon, Joss Whedon, and now Bill Maher, all in one day. Jesus Christ, did someone in the office hit a Pick 4 or something?

#sixseasonsandadepressingmovie

I’m guessing in the last episode, there’s going to be some sort of family problem.

The Village People finally do something interesting - writing a letter to a youthful male musician - and DON’T start it by writing, “Young man - “

Yes to all that...I probably overstated by saying “everybody”...in high school (98-02), I fell into the Letterman-then-Conan pattern, only flipping to Leno if he had a particular celebrity on that I was interested in. Otherwise, if I did happen to watch, most of the material was just zing-zing-zing, and I don’t think…

I remember the exact moment I figured out how and why Leno appealed to everybody. It was a couple days after Obama was first inaugurated, and some of my family had gotten together for a funeral, so we were all in a hotel room, having a beer (mostly aunts and uncles). It got late enough that The Tonight Show came on,…

Just to be safe, Kevin Feige is having everyone in this comment thread killed. Including me. Adios viejos amigos.

That sheep is now suing for hara-a-a-a-asement.

I’ve got a special place in my heart for that entire “Bat Out of Hell” album. My parents used to play that all the time when I was growing up, and I really grew to love the balls-to-the-wall theatricality of each song. RIP to an inventive and original creator.

I understood it in a more general sense: “whether he’s good or bad, he is absolutely ‘of note’ and very well-established.”

Peggy, but said with a disgust normally reserved for enemies of the state.

I realize I’m not asking anything new, but why the f***ity f***in’ f*** is this show still on? They have one objective: find love. That’s it. Whatever form it takes, however ridiculous the circumstances, that’s the goal. And with maybe 2-3 exceptions, over 80+ seasons they have failed consistently. And now we’re not…

Vision wields Mjolnir just because he can, and then never again...dude’s dick is big enough.

SHOTS FIRED

You don’t talk about Michelle Pfeiffer that way!

Between this and Joan Summers over at Jezebel taking shots at Katy Perry for a failure she didn’t actually fail on, I think the Kinja writers have spent four years being steadily traumatized, and need a week of unplugging. Maybe grab a nap, read a nice story, don’t watch news...I dunno, might help.