Must we?

My wife and I, pre-kids and even pre-marriage, spent a couple weeks working our way thru all eight Harry Potter films, too old (late 20s at that point) to have the same magic work on us, but young enough to appreciate a good fantasy saga when we see it. We both agreed that while films 2-8 all had their strong points…

Chris Tucker doesn’t understand the words coming out of your mouth.

Even if AAWIL were not already my favorite movie (above Almost Famous and Pulp Fiction, if you must know), I would still maintain The Howling is not a very good film.

No ticket

What does blackface or The Man Show have to do with this? You just want to point out that Jimmy makes a good point, but that doesn’t mean he’s a good guy? I truly don’t get it the editorial position of this site sometimes.

“He’s exactly the piece of shit he needs to be.”

As awful as these incidents are, I'm more surprised that more than 5 people work at this show.

‘...Rashad says, raising her eyebrows at me.’

Crosby is 105 years old, is probably taking Metamucil laced with mescalin, has pissed off almost every one of his ‘60s contemporaries, so the fact that he didn’t genuflect to a guy he probably views as his lesser (regardless that most think he’s wrong) doesn’t strike me as a faux pas of the highest order.

It’s starting to seem like The AV Club has an ax to grind with SNL. Almost every episode gets a shitty grade, certain cast members and/or impressions are constantly in the crosshairs, and the strange minute-by-minute breakdown suggests that this site is reviewing a television program that does not exist.

“Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons.”

Paging Zakk Wylde...

About the White House blowing up...that was always supposed to be a shock value moment, like “this shit is getting real, and things will never be the same.”

“Traumatizing.” 

Not that I want to read too much into this, but it’s interesting they picked an episode where Whitford and Lowe share exactly zero scenes.

I feel like Frank Costanza when defending Hook:

It’s really disheartening to see how all the Kinja sites are handling this.

The dirty secret of the first five years of SNL is that, for as legendary as the cast was, many of the musical acts did not stand the test of time.

They used to periodically show this on USA Network in the very early 90s when I was about 7 or 8. That vampire on skates coming out of the darkness and dragging nails on the wall was probably the scariest fucking thing I had ever seen. Now I’m old enough where I’m just amazed anybody has the stamina to rock that pair…