Innocent until proven guilty, Judge Hot Take. 

Not sure it would actually be helpful or wanted, but I have lived in Maine my entire life, including now, I despise Collins, and would be happy to answer any questions you may have about our strange little corner of the country with brutal honesty.

HE DID IT.

Lethargy? Ha, hardly! I've never seen a man move that fast for a free pretzel.

When that whole CM thing happened, I heard about it but it didn’t really register. I later clicked on a video that was purportedly “reviewing” Captain Marvel, only for it to be SexGod42069xxxxx in his brother’s gamer chair mercilessly pause some interview she did and constantly ask his sexually-frustrated audience of…

We have reached the end of Entertainment News. Good work, people.

“In total, the party cost about $5000.”

No word yet on a potential name change for Florida Georgia Line. Although not racist or controversial, their band name is also known to have generally negative connotations.

Yes, he’s a piece of shit. But no book is toppling this particular Confederate statue. He has survived damning books in the past, and the base holds fast. The choir is already converted. I’m not saying don’t release the book, I’m saying nothing will touch him at this point.

{Empathy Island collapses into the void}

Curious if Sesame Street will ever take the time to explain to children Fox News and why their grandparents are unusually assholish lately.

Hey grrrrrrrl

I have two children, and this is by far the longest thread I've ever read about diapers.

But did you like it?

Probably the same thing that happens when one says something incendiary, the other person reacts waaaaay more than you thought they would, so to save face you quickly have to downplay or walk back what was just said, or provide some sudden quick-thinking context that makes the grenade you just tossed seem like a…

Why does Bender from “Futurama” keep popping into my head?

The only time Zachary Taylor will ever be referred to as”a bit more relevant.”

Now that would be a graduation worth going to.

WHO - WHO WON'T WEAR THE RIBBON