“Hey Tom. Things are going real good for you. Some people wanna cancel my movie, but I just wanna act...say hi to your director for me.”

Or, we could not do this, and be happier.

“Stick to pumpkins”...he sarcastically muttered into the void.

I want every teacher packing a hug this year. 

malcolm

“You’ll see that the biggest gift will be from me” then a cold one right across her cheek.

Maybe somebody else said it buried deep in the comments as well, but he may have also been pointing to the idea that an MCU film, regardless of how good or bad it is, is just going to pave right over the competition. Meanwhile, a film with Martin Scorsese on the byline, however good it may be, is not a guaranteed hit.…

I love the outrage. Everything is outrageous. EVERYTHING, right? It’s horrible. HORRIBLE.

I should point out: I didn’t say I was necessarily against it.

So I have a buzzkill question...when you qualify for the postseason, you have a champagne celebration. When you win a postseason series, you have a champagne celebration. And now if you qualify for a one-game playoff in order to officially make the postseason, you get a champagne celebration?

Most every story on this site is a four-alarm sarcastic warehouse fire. I honestly can’t even tell if she’s being funny or she actually dislikes him.

https://images.app.goo.gl/7VR3hSYxCyh7bQLM8

Can you do me a favor and take “News” out of your title?

(grabs Brady by the mouth with both hands, moving his jaws as I speak)

I’m sorry, but have you met Jim Irsay?

Bobby. Baby. Shell out the bucks, make Twitter yours, then Song-of-the-South that shit to the bottom of the goddamn ocean like it never fucking happened. 

So their crime is disagreeing with the article?

Better late than never.

Jesus Christ, Splinter. Calm the fuck down. Not everything is “FUUUUUUCKKKKKK!!!!!!”-worthy. Have some nuance and subtlety. I realize these are treacherous times, but not everything is HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS ASSHOLE.